Fixtures And Forces and Friends
Christopher Cooper
They Say Everything Can Be Replaced, Yet Every Distance Is Not Near
It takes about forty-five minutes to build a respectable grave for a
medium-sized mongrel dog in stony, root-bound ground on a hot summer Sunday
in a small town in Maine.
I dont know how long it takes to tell the lesson that was that dogs life
convincingly, because I havent done it yet and Im not even sure I have the
tools to do so. I left my best shovel on a job last week, so I had to dig
that grave with a lesser implement with a resharpened point. Ill try not to
use any worn words or dull assertions here today; my readers and my dog both
deserve my best.
Weve been here before, you, me and the dog. The Lincoln County News of May
the twentieth, 1999 featured a Pet Of the Week column about an apparently
unadoptable, one-eyed male half-collie languishing at the animal shelter in
Edgecomb. A day or two later he rode home with me.
By the tenth of June, less than three weeks after his arrival in our
household, he was the subject of an essay I titled Everybodys Got A Hungry
Heart. On September second, I related further of his and my relationship in
Two Hearts Are Better Than One.
I closed out the year on December twenty-third with He A Fierce-Looking Dog
At An Annual Clearance Sale Bought. Two points may now be made: One, I favor
long titles stolen from better writers, and Two, somethin got a hold a my
heart.
I suffer under a demanding editor. Her requirements are exacting, her
tolerance minimal. At our marathon monthly conferences she pounds her style
book on the oiled walnut of her massive antique Roadmaster of a desk and
rails, Dogs and Children, Cooper, dogs and children sell newspapers!
My wife has prohibited me from revealing the disturbing peculiarities of our
version of family values, so Ive been light on toddler and teen anecdotes,
but Im trying extra hard to fulfill my dog quota, even if I did have to lay
my best friend under the sod to bring you this one.
Then again, Old Ed (as the new kid and I affectionately call her) warned me
over sixty columns ago that Id want to keep my pieces under a thousand words
if I hoped to continue to see them printed, and you see how well that lesson
took. Even a dog story has to have a reason beyond cute, a point greater than
man loves dog or dog loves man.
My contract specifies that each essay shall either make some distinction
between the way things are and the way they ought to be, or failing that,
that some insight shall be gained in the telling, a larger purpose found from
assembling the details. So we now proceed with Canis familiaris Todd, late of
Alna, Maine.
Nobody knows how long he was on the street before the dogcatcher snagged him.
One might only guess at what abuse or neglect defined his former life, what
accident or willful act smashed his eye and led to the bloody, tumorous
condition in which he arrived at the shelter.
Certainly most such facilities would have dispatched him straight away.
Instead (and they and we ought to be proud of this) the operators of the
Lincoln County Animal Shelter fixed and fed him and fought to find him a
home.
This is the land of the supermodel, though, where kids buy clothes adorned
with the names of corporations, elections turn on sartorial and tonsorial
distinctions, and only the fine and fit and fancy deliver our weather and
pseudo-news.
A hundred pekes and poodles and idiotic boxers and inbred spavined spaniels
and brainless pretties must have been led into the sunshine of a new
beginning while old Toddy went slowly stir-crazy for ten months, his sewed-up
socket, his defect, condemning him.
It took him less than forty-eight hours to snap the synaptic switch
connecting life rebegun and liberty restored with the lout who hauled him
home and took him to work and fed him sandwiches and donuts. Probably anyone
so situated would have found himself thus adored, but it was my happy fortune
to be the man, otherwise unremarkable, to whom this animal fastened his
future. Advancing his story as an object lesson is the last gift I can give
him, since I was unable to arrest the decline of kidney function which
stopped forever his wild and surly lurch through our combined journey.
The first week I owned him he bid fair to rip out the throat of a visitor to
our jobsite. All the man wanted to do was chat and pass the time. Maybe. Todd
saw something darker and went for him. Less than a year later that very
individual attempted the undoing of our community in a ludicrous bid to get a
town meeting to deorganize the town in an effort to foist our tax burden on
the unorganized territories. By that time, most of the residents of Alna
(except for the four who voted to fold) would have probably bitten that
loathsome man themselves if they could have stomached the taste of his
traitorous flesh, but I tell you here my dog knew that bad character as soon
as he smelled or half-saw it and his judgment was ever and always true about
the nature of the humans he met.
He did snarl some and he bit my wife and my daughter. You try livin with em,
see if you dont sometimes feel the same. The only time he bit me was when I
was interfering with his attempted ingestion of a guinea pig before he
understood that we dont eat our cavies or our chickens.
Give the new guy a break. He did not play ball, would not chase Frisbees or
sticks, hated water sports, never licked me, seldom jumped on me and
distinguished between himself and our three other dogs in the following
manner: they were just dogs; he was my dog. And of course there was always
the glorious mystery of that sewn-up eye, its indent, its recess just the
sizou should read the fall issue of Harpers magazine, the theme of which is
education; some of it is funny, some boring, much of it provocative. Its
centerpiece is a panel discussion moderated by editor Lew Lapham On the
design and redesign of American education.
Participant Kristin Kearns Jordan, director of the Bronx Preparatory Charter
School, says this: ...its the increasingly standardized values that trouble
me the most. Feisty people are the people who have made this country special.
And that, I think, may be all you need to know about people and institutions
and cultures and countries and dogs: avoid, abhor, and battle
standardization, corporation, acceptance, acquiescence, coercion, cooption,
the obvious, the easy, the self-evident, the self-serving; if they want their
balls fetched, let em run after em themselves.
Ive written about as many columns about our local folksinger Irene Brookings
as I have about my lost dog. Shes feisty. Ive written about Herman Lovejoy
(crazy, he says, but feisty, for sure), about Austin Trask, about musicians
and artists and authors each different but all feisty, all with some growl,
few of them a whole lot to look at in the conventional sense, most dropouts
from school or work or conventions which suit the majority most of the time.
Theres something going on here, Mr. Jones; a common thread runs through these
half-raveled tales I tell. If Todd had been a singer-songwriter, he would
have been a canine Warren Zevon, all snarl and prickle and difficult exterior
concealing a sweet heart determined to wrest love from sordid circumstance.
Now Old Shep has gone, where the good doggies go, sings old Irene on that new
CD Id still like to sell you. He was a yellow dog and I buried him in yellow
dirt and hell grow a yellow rhododendron over his grave as soon as this
drought breaks.
Ive been back to Edgecomb, Ive looked in Brunswick, Ive driven to Augusta,
but all they have to show me is dogs. I dont need any more dogs.
Im in the market for another damaged soul, another victim of what life and
hard times and bad luck all too often produce, but whose clear crystal self
has a few free electrons at the corners of its lattice waiting to lock into
the new open spaces in the life of a middle-aged carpenter who doesnt know
any better than to build his relationships out of odd lots and spare parts.
Ill know him when I meet him.
Ive lived with my wife for more than thirty years and some of it has been
damn nasty. My children have tested me and I have disappointed them. My
business partner frequently annoys me. That dog I mentioned crapped on the
library floor from time to time.
Oh, but the places weve gone, the things weve seen. Bob Dylan will release
his forty-third album next month; buy it. He wrote todays title, too, and he
might as well take us home: Strange how people who suffer together have
closer connections than people who are most content. People and writers and
readers whove walked this dog story all the way to its end. And editors who
left open the door we walked in through.
And Todd.
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